中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！

这是转发文，只是开开玩笑而已
中国人肚量大一点，别生气哈 x)



賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
absolutely cannot mess with


原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
on the Chinese with the following results:


*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
three-dimensional traffic bridge;


*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
two hours;


*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
that the bomb remote control was stolen;


*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;

*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
(this is the most pathetic!);


*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
(containing the bomb) from him;


*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);


*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
but she was cheated into prostitution!


最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!

出去走走

昨天和今天跟着学会
在 dusun eco 举行了两天一夜的生活营


星期四
早早就来到学校
等巴士的时候
跟 sook yee 谈天
也等着天恩来

呵呵
看到啦！
图书馆学会好像跟我们去同一个地方呢

sook yee 说图书馆学会换了地点
o_o 我stunned在那边
。。。
什么？！
呜
我本来还想等晚上时
潜进天恩的房间
拍下她睡觉的样子
现在
这个计划泡汤了

巴士来了
咦？
谢铭煌老师也跟着来耶
那个王什么什么老师就没有来

生活营的主题是出去走走
营歌是‘朋友出去走走’

到了某个地方
就转去一辆卡车

坐在卡车里
风吹在脸上
满凉的

全部人被分成三组
粉红、蓝、紫
我在粉红组 :)

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回家咯
有点舍不得
x)

雕刻完成

耶 ^^v
‘毓佳’两字雕刻好了
就差 stamp 下去美术纸
就搞定了！

也谢谢彦然借我红印！
爱死她了 x3


昨天彦然来我家
做地理和历史报告
做了七小时才做了那一点
唉
要快快赶完它们！！

2011 年中假期

12:10p.m. 是假期的开始
爽耶
辅导节的最后十五分钟
老师给我们自行活动
我睡觉
sejarah 老师稍迟进班
我睡了二十五分钟 :D


老师跟一些同学讲解那个 sejarah projek 要怎么做
其他人各自做自己的事情
我在飞纸
哈哈
进步了
虽然没有期开将厉害
不过至少能转弯和不会太差劲
纸是期开供应的
谢谢！！


要做很多 projek 哦
地理，历史，sejarah
还要做 e-class
唉
sejarah 根本就不懂要怎么写
历史又不是很清楚
要加把劲了 ><

喜欢她有学会

昨天天恩有学会耶
全部人可以快快回家
但是她却要去学会
不公平

但是说真的
我满喜欢天恩常常有学会
我最后一节是体育
二忠是电脑节
放学后我都会去工艺楼找她
然后陪她走到学会地点

不过我常常忘记了原本要说的话
就乱乱找话题
:p